Why (some) action movies are like porn

Over the weekend, my friend and I decided to stay in and watch movies. We ended up watching Vampires suck and Red (2010) by DC comics. Two conversations inspired this post and the upcoming post.

Read this twice. First time, what’s on your screen, second time, replace the italics part with whatever you want *wink wink, nudge nudge*

1. You watch it for the part when Bruce Willis kicks ass

2. You only care for the cast if they’re known for their stunts

3. You wish you had their skills to show off to your friends

4. The movie knows what it is and who its for (do you really need italics for this part?)

5. You hate it when it tries to setup a deep and complicated story. Damnit! You’re here for the guns and explosions!

I forgot there’s a third option on how to read this post. Read it as this man would interpret it:

"So, you say you were close to your mother/father? That's interesting...Very interesting.

“So, you say you were close to your mother/father? That’s very interesting.”

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