Some of you may have watched the latest YouTube parody for the Disney Princesses:
We’ve all heard the usual criticisms of how these Disney Princesses are. Perhaps, it wouldn’t be so controversial if the titles of these iconic movies were more accurate!
Seriously, those Fairies did everything. They gave her gifts, raised her, told her she can’t stay out too late in the forest with that handsome stranger (shhessh, teenagers) and then when they take her to meet her relatives…she gets all dramatic and then goes and gets cursed…
Like all dutiful parents who did not teach their kids independence, the Three Fairies had to go get the Prince to do all the heavy lifting or else their beloved adopted daughter would’ve gone on a rampage on how they interfere with her life. It was also a great rouse to see her new boyfriend. Is he trustworthy? Is he from a good family, etc etc.
I love puns.
Think about it. Ariel’s father got upset, forbid her as any overprotective/controlling father would, then she runs off to the sea-witch next thing you know missing trident, your whole species has been discovered, and your little mer-daughter brought home a human boy.
A valuable lesson can be learned in all of this.
Her father married a horrible woman, which brings to question his tastes in women…
Let’s be realistic, just a tad bit please. Obviously, Cinderella was from one of the noble families, mom dies, okay father re-marries. He could have his pick on anyone. But the narrator covered that (I checked). He wanted to get Cinderella a mother and probably some siblings too.
Seriously dude, you couldn’t find someone else. Someone less…evil looking and more motherly? Don’t forget you’ll be waking up to that face.
Every morning. For the rest of your- Hey wait a sec.
Plus, Cinderella didn’t look too bad at the beginning with the whole no mother issue. Maybe you watched the previous movie entry of this post first?
And if you hear the narrator again (on youtube), this is just a bigger argument about having a lawyer and a will.
Also, Cinderella must have been on something to deal with her troubles. To be cheerful all the time, singing to animals (then again many of the Disney Princesses do sing or talk to animals…).
Okay, getting side tracked!
Just look at the dress she made!
To be continued!
My Browser can only take so much Disney Princess stuff…
Okay, let’s see…1001 things to do on the internet…where is it…
Ah! #10, Diss Disney!